The Time I Showed Lando My Lightsaber

The words stumbled out of my mouth and the pride with which I’d thought to enshrine the word ‘lightsaber’ came out much more along the inflection that might’ve accompanied the phrase, “I always knew that I was a dumbass sir and it’s only now that I realize the enormity of my dorkiness and I really don’t know how to finish this conversation now thank you very much.”

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