Magnolia Blossoms

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Beautiful Magnolia Blossom
This is probably a boring post but I’ve been meaning to do it, so there. I grew up ‘neath the shade of a fine example of the ancient plant genus known as Magnolia, part of a family of plants believed to be over 95 million years old. Our magnolia belonged to the subgenus Magnolia grandiflora, better known as the “Southern magnolia”, star of stage, screen and stereotype of the Mint-Julep-sipping American South. Paleobotanists say that the magnolia family has outlasted mountain ranges, ice ages and continental drift, finding itself spread around the world in the process, from Asia to the Americas. Back in its prime this tree was undoubtedly the favorite food of more than a few kinds of dinosaur, an electrifying concept. Its limbs, its leaves, its fruit, its very essence is imbued with a peculiar, tart odor. I imagine it to be the primal scent of Dinosaurtown.

The magnolia is easily identified by its large, waxy, oblong leaves, its smooth elephantine bark and its enormous virginal white blossoms which usually feature a collection of beetles and bugs cavorting around in a collection of pink and yellow confetti of what I can only suppose are its primordial versions of pistils and stamens.

Interior of Magnolia Blossom

When those blossoms eventually wilt and drop away…

Thick, Juicy Petals Begin to Turn Brown

they reveal a prehistoric seedpod…

Welcome to Millions of Years Ago

a seedpod that I’ve always considered to be a Magnolia Hand Grenade, or “Magrenadeâ„¢”. Using one of these things is a breeze! Simply grasp the Magrenadeâ„¢ by the body in one hand, with the stem poking up. With your free hand reach down and snap off the short portion of stem attached to the seedpod (like a pin), count to three (“one Ankylosaurus, two Ankylosaurus, three…”) then toss the Magrenadeâ„¢ toward your target (arm extended to your side, away from your body, using arcing throw over head in opposite direction from original position). Of course for the Magrenadeâ„¢ to work effectively the people you’re playing with should respect the devastatingly imaginary explosion these things are capable of delivering and they must make that slobbery slow motion explosion sound in their mouth.

Another thing that intrigues me are the seeds of the magnolia.

The Seeds of the Magnolia

They poke out of little swellings on the husky, furzy, blowzy seed pod. Berrylike, they have a soft thin skin, a pasty internal layer and a hard kernel. From one end of the seed projects a stringlike element that, if pulled, produces more string, rather like pulling floss from a dispenser.

Hanging by a Thread

There’s probably less than another half inch of this string up inside the seeds but its very existence is curious and I’m certain that there’s an interesting reason for it being there, I just don’t know what it is at this point in time.

Long string

So there you have it, the Magnolia!

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