Need Help Naming My New Pillow Girlfriend

My New Pillow Girlfriend

One night earlier this week I woke up embracing one of my big J.C. Penny brand pillows, with my hand slid up inside the pillowcase… I’m not especially proud of this, but I’m pretty sure that I got to second base. The problem is, I didn’t know “her” name. So I’ve asked my friends to help me name this new pillow girlfriend and am posting a poll with all of their suggestions in the hopes that you’ll take a few seconds to participate. The winning suggestion will earn the submitter a free PiratePalooza 2008 T-shirt, compliments of my friend Captain Drew… and best of all, I’ll be able to resume my liaisons with my pillow without worrying about getting her name wrong. The advantages of having a pillow girlfriend far outweigh the disdainful comments of your fairweather friends!! ;)

Edit: it’s been over 18 months since this off-site poll so I’ve removed the link and am pasting in the suggested names below, for posterity ;)

LaFonda 2% (2 votes)

Jolïete 2% (2 votes)

Fluffete 1% (1 votes)

Byter 0% (0 votes)

Vera 2% (2 votes)

Lucille 0% (0 votes)

Axelina 1% (1 votes)

Wynonna 1% (1 votes)

Betty 5% (4 votes)

Hedy 2% (2 votes)

Fluffy 2% (2 votes)

Hermione 0% (0 votes)

Feather Heather 2% (2 votes)

Honey 0% (0 votes)

Lady Funbag 4% (3 votes)

Pickles 2% (2 votes)

Puff 0% (0 votes)

Madame LePlush 4% (3 votes)

Trixie 4% (3 votes)

Polly 4% (3 votes)

Penny 4% (3 votes)

Priscilla 0% (0 votes)

Matilda 0% (0 votes)

Annie May 5% (4 votes)

Mother Goose 0% (0 votes)

Carol 5% (4 votes)

Maggie 4% (3 votes)

Penny Lane 0% (0 votes)

Thumper 0% (0 votes)

Murbot’s mom 4% (3 votes)

Ophelia 4% (3 votes)

Fluffer 1% (1 votes)

Patty 0% (0 votes)

Jocasta 5% (4 votes)

Jeannie 5% (4 votes)

Linus 0% (0 votes)

Seven. (of nine) 2% (2 votes)

Wench 18% (15 votes)

Candy 2% (2 votes)

Caressa 2% (2 votes)

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