Love Ladder

The Love Ladder!!

I’d like to introduce you to a new product that I’ve only just recently invented called the “Love Ladder” – the newest erotic aid for loveplay since the…. um, well, I don’t know. But it’s a darned cracking sexy looking device, don’t you think? The box says that it’s fun for him and her! One size fits all! It’s hypoallergenic!! How can ladies resist? It’s runged for her pleasure for gosh sakes!!! Rrrrowwwrrr!!

“How do you get one of these things!!” you’re probably asking!!

Well, see, that’s where it gets kind of complicated.

Why don’t I tell you how I invented the Love Ladder first….. Continue reading Love Ladder

Epic Sneaker Fail

Epic Sneaker Fail
You think that your stock market problems are bad? My entire world is slowly disintegrating around me and there’s nothing I can seem to do to stop it. For instance, just this afternoon I was trying to get out the house to run some errands and had just finished putting on my neoclassic leather Converse All Star bassettball shoes when I noticed something really weird… the soles didn’t Continue reading Epic Sneaker Fail