Lucky Stuffed Penguin
You have too much stuff. It’s the truth…don’t argue with me. Your collection of limited-edition Burger King Empire Strikes Back glassware has overrun your shelf space and at least five …
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My Chinese Kindergarten
I’m sure the teachers would have made the newspapers if a parent had arrived to see thirty screaming boys running around the yard with their jackets flopping behind them, while the one weird kid sat under the tree letting the girls feed him dirt.
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One of those stormtroopers had her armor molded to accommodate her boobs, AND she had white high heeled shoes instead of regular boots……..I bet she gets ALL the dates in her squad!
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Regardless of battlefields or bloodfeuds, I was worried about bowel movements…namely my own.
Lights Out Read MoreScience Fiction Summer
She said that she liked redheads and that her thong was cutting into her chainmail bikini.
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