20 Year Class Reunion Redux
Well it’s all over but the mopping up; the 20th anniversary reunion of the Riverdale Senior High School Class of 1985 is safely behind me and I can look forward …
20 Year Class Reunion Redux Read MoreBlogging before there was a word for it
Well it’s all over but the mopping up; the 20th anniversary reunion of the Riverdale Senior High School Class of 1985 is safely behind me and I can look forward …
20 Year Class Reunion Redux Read MoreI have no idea what I weighed in high school – it was TWENTY FREAKING YEARS AGO for Pete’s sake!!!!  Just let it GO. Let’s talk about world events or art or something. What the hell kind of conversations are we going to be having at this stupid party anyway??
20 Year Class Reunion Read MoreSuddenly Linda spoke up beside me and said in a loud voice, clearly aimed at the actress onstage, “You’re PRETTTTTY”. JD grunted his appreciation at the jibe, his face turning purple from the Samurai sword hilt jammed into his ribcage.
JD’s Samurai Sword Read MoreAll in all this is an exceptionally crappy playset and accurately represents the reality of the job of computer programming in the 1970’s.
Computer Playset Read MoreI was raised on ZZ-Top music-videos which promised that sex-crazed, lingerie-clad girls would fight (like girls) to climb into my sweet ride if I had my tunes a-blasting. I totally bought the dream of “She’s Got Legs”.
A Young Man’s Fancy Radio Turns Against Him Read MoreKachinka not only couldn’t write poetry, she was obviously some kind of nutcase exotic animal lover who didn’t really care at all about helping me feck again.
Feckless Read MoreAs I turned it over in my hands, a feeling of amazement began to slowly wash over me. He explained to me that this was something that I had made when I was about six or seven years old, but that was impossible….. this wasn’t just any block of wood; this was a bloody exact model of a Motorola P1225 commercial-grade walkie talkie – the kind that we use on-set.
Little Wooden Radio Read MoreMy first unfortunate foray into the culinary arts has become legendary in my family and seriously impacted my confidence in my own cooking skills for many years. I think that I’ve outlived the hurt and embarrassment, but I still have a lingering dislike for the Marlboro Man and his Cowboy Cookbook.
My Biggest Mis-Steak Read MoreCow Fact #114: Cows are actually MORE curious than cats. Unlike cats, they’re far too practical to get into a situation where they might get hurt. You’ll never hear the phrase “curiosity killed the cow�. Mostly because it just sounds silly. Also, cows don’t know how to play with yarn.
Following Yonder Cow Read MoreThe tradition is simple, you should try it. When you go to store a seasonal item in your attic or closet, something you’ll see again in five months or so, grab a piece of paper and sit down and write down what’s happening in your life at the time.
Old Christmas Tree, How Plastic Art Thou Branches Read More