Secrets of Grade School Hygiene
A few days ago I went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned. For the last couple of weeks I’ve been having trouble flossing between my lower left molars …
Secrets of Grade School Hygiene Read MoreYour Pal Drew
Dimaggio, Mantle, Storch & The Jet-Set Crowd
I was putting some things in storage a few weeks ago and ran across a strange pair of autographs that my folks collected on vacation back in the 1970’s. My …
Dimaggio, Mantle, Storch & The Jet-Set Crowd Read MoreChef Tony
I think that I first tried eating sushi back in 1994 on the movie “The War” because Director Jon Avnet kept a personal sushi chef on staff for the run …
Chef Tony Read MoreFrom Last We Spoke
Some of you received complimentary Drewprops.com T-shirts. Next time around the ladies will receive babydolls (a lesson learned from PiratePalooza).
From Last We Spoke Read MoreSea Lions at Fisherman’s Wharf
Second day in San Francisco. Went down to Fisherman’s Wharf and was surprised to see an encampment of sea lions there. I called home to let my mom and dad …
Sea Lions at Fisherman’s Wharf Read MoreTrogdor*Con 1997
But this guy, this little guy with the red mask and the boxing gloves (did I mention he was wearing boxing gloves?) kept haranguing me (that means he was, like, busting my chops or something). He was all, like: “Hey, so do you wear glasses because you are blind or because you are stupid also?” and “Hey, Poopsmith’s ugly sister, why don’t you, like, go get me some fishstick tacos and make yourself useful?”
Trogdor*Con 1997 Read MoreCrazy in L.A.
I’m talking classic sitcom, buying-time-until-my-buddies-finish-stealing-the-keg conversation. I don’t remember what he said when he first spoke to me, but I immediately noticed how he grabbed onto the last few words in my last sentence and used that to build his next sentence.
Crazy in L.A. Read MoreActually…
“Actually” is an often-used but rarely perceived tool of social navigation and YOU will be a better, smarter person for being prepared to use and to respond to this word in all sorts of social circumstances, from meeting girls at restaurants to splitting waffles with winos at the Waffle House.
Actually… Read MoreAre You Guys For Real??
They were all very serious looking and the man who had addressed me skillfully flashed his badge at me so quickly that anyone walking by us would have missed it completely. He then said something about the fact that they’d been observing me and wanted to know my business in Los Angeles.
Are You Guys For Real?? Read MoreBirds
We opted for a preposterously cramped sidewalk table next to a table full of girls who completely acted like they didn’t recognize me…. but that was okay because Joe settled into an impromptu surveillance of the building across the street: The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre
Birds Read More