Facebook Love

For over a year now I’ve been using a neat plug-in for my web browser which hides advertisements on websites, cutting out the clutter and increasing my surfing speed. However, several weeks ago I realized that this marvelous plug-in was causing weird behavior whenever I tried making comments on Facebook so I disabled it and was astonished to discover what I’ve been missing out on all this time: women!!! But not just any type of women; these are women who are looking specifically for guys who are 42 years old.

Holy crap!!! I’m 42 years old!! What are the odds??!!

I never knew that such women existed! Just look at the attached valentines card I made from the army of women I am now considering for romantic liaisons. They’re sassy, sparkly, smiling and besides the fact they’re completely obsessed with men my age they all have one thing in common:

Bewbs.

Just look at ’em.

Wow.
I don’t even know where to start.

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